DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE!
By Dr. Moose
Congratulations
!
Today is your day!
You get to decide
What others can say!
It’s true, you maintain,
Free speech is a thing,
But if you just shut down bad guys
What harm could it bring?
It makes the world safer
To stop dangerous chatter,
So some feathers get ruffled
What does that matter?
But some of us said,
No, no, don’t you see?
If you stop some from talking
Then no one is free.
If you start down that slope
You’ll go faster and faster,
You’ll twist up your values
And end in disaster!
But you don’t want to listen,
No you will not relent,
So at the top of the slope
You begin your descent.
Now the slope I admit
Sure seems fun at the top,
The power you feel
Making trigger words stop.
You’re fighting the Russians!
Their memes and their lies!
You’re protecting elections
From bad foreign spies!
This is neat! Kind of cool!
A real rush! you exclaim,
To beat Donald Trump
At his Twittering game.
He’s a racist! A N*zi!
He really must go!
We can’t have Orange Hitler
Tweeting evil, you know.
Faster you speed
Down the hill nice and steady,
When a pandemic happens,
You’re primed, now! You’re ready!
Your sources approved!
Those others are fools!
Our safety’s at stake
When they question the rules.
You don’t need to listen
to naysaying clowns,
Follow science and doctors,
And shut the rest down!
Well, doctors, we remind you,
Do not all agree,
And science is not a
Religion, you see?
There’s much disagreement,
The studies aren’t clear,
And crushing dissent
Isn’t science, it’s fear.
But you’re going too fast now,
You can’t hear us at all,
With the wind in your ears
And your slope in free fall.
Silence the jerks, you rage!
Stop Rogan! Stop Kory!
Shut McCullough up, now!
He’s ruining The Story!
When you’re going so fast
It’s quite an endeavor,
But those terrible words
Seem more dangerous than ever!
Like a rocket you speed
Down the slippery slide,
When a war breaks out, quick!
You must now choose a side!
That’s easy, you’re sure of
Just what you will do.
If Russians are Team One,
Then you’ll root for Team Two!
Yes, for all of these years
From the top of the slope,
You’ve stopped the bad words!
You’ve sided with Hope!
So what if the side
You’re supporting of late
Is a scary battalion
Spewing sick Naz1 hate?
You don’t think it strange,
(‘Cause you know all the facts),
You’re stopping those Russkies
Right there in their tracks.
And you have a thought then
You never thought you could,
That all Naz1s are bad—
Except when they’re good!
You must try to stop those
Old photos from sharing!
The ones with the soldiers
And the flag they are bearing!
If there aren’t any photos
At the end of the day,
Did it actually happen?
Was it real? Who can say?
Principles don’t matter
It really does seem,
When the important thing is
Being on the right team!
The team that’s in power,
The team holding sway,
The team that always tells you
What to do, think or say.
Yet as you careen towards
The end of this slope,
Oh dear! You may feel
Quite a bit like a dope.
You thought there was water
Waiting there at the base,
But when you see it’s just rocks?
Oh! The look on your face!
But you’re going too fast now
It’s sad but it’s true,
You never thought this ride
Could ever hurt you.
And as you make one last
Spin through the air
Will you remember, we warned you
What would soon happen there?
I’m sorry to say that
I told you so friend,
Destroying your values
is how this would all end.