Saturday, July 19, 2025

Breaking News! Trump Sent Birthday Card To Podesta!

The Wash Po, not to be outdone by the WSJ, is reporting on a birthday card sent by Trump to John Podesta. Sources say that they have talked to other sources who have seen the card, so it must be true.

"Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything," the note begins.

Donald: I won't have everything until I get ahold of little Sophie in the pool.

John: That can be arranged. I'm having a pool party on Saturday, and Sophie will be there.

Donald: We have certain things in common, John.

John: Yes, we do, come to think of it.

Donald: Children never age, have you noticed that?

John: As a matter of fact. At least, they don't age once we get ahold of them.

Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret. By the way, I am going to give you a $375 billion slush fund, just like Biden did. I don't want him to be a better pal then me."

Oh, wait. I forgot that when it comes to Podesta, the "news" won't cover it. As a matter of fact, Julian Assange, who did report it, ended up in a London dungeon for his troubles.

They also won't report that Tulsi Gabbard released a report about Obama conspiring with Comey, Brennan, and Clapper to issue a false report claiming that Russia stole the 2016 election for Trump.

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