International Community: We see nothing.
2001 Invasion of Afghanistan
International Community: They probably deserved it somehow.
2003: Attack on Iraq
Internaional Community: Um, OK, but do you really need to use depleted uranium weapons?
2011: Attack on Libya
International Community: Can we have some of that gold and silver?
2011: US-backed Terrorists Invade Syria
International Community: Here's our jihadists. Please get them off our hands and send them to terrorize Syrians instead.
2014: US-backed coup in Ukraine
International community: "Fuck the EU?" Is that how you talk about your friends?
2022: Russia enters war in Ukraine
International community: This has gone too far! There are some things up with which we will not put! We are going to cut off our gas and oil, starve the world and send weapons to kill the Last Ukrainian, in order to show our strong disapproval of this sort of behavior. Also we will sanction Russian cats, trees and teenagers. There is no response too strong to such outrageous disregard for borders!
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